Due to budget cutbacks...

...the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.

• Here's a b-day shoutout to the Illuminati, born on this day in 1776... ♫ (It's your birthday) so let's party and have some fun. (It's your birthday) ♫
• Is Facebook an Illuminati plot? Uh oh, I hope they're not keeping a secret file of my Superpokes!
• Another good reason to par-tay...it's Beltane!
• The dark secret at Antarctica's Blood Falls. I've just added it to my list of places to visit before I die.
• Here's something cool and scary that I'm also going to have to partake in at some point. Eek! It's the crocostimpy!!
• The world's largest pool. I think its more of a mini ocean.
• Sonar causes rock-concert effect in dolphins. That's what they get for buying seats right next to the speakers.
• Danny Gans and his "latest" vanishing act. What? Too soon?
• Tree #3. The Larch.
• Tomorrow, May 2nd, is free comic book day!! Yay! I know what I'm doing tomorrow.

"Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, We do. Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, we do."

-The Stonecutters Song, The Simpsons